Total Medals Earned: 125 (From 32 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,825 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/230 points)
Read the comic
Reach the next goal in 20 second
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach 75m
Reach 100m
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/120 points)
Play card stock
Survive for 5 days
Survive for 10 days
Survive for 30 days
Make a total of 20,000 dollars in one game
Make a total of 60,000 in one game
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/40 points)
What are you doing here?
Mushroom foraging.
Hide and go f*ck yourself!
(master of) Fisted his way in.
Same character twice! What is this, Dragon Ball FighterZ with its twenty Gokus?
There's only so many names in the world, some of them are bound to be similar.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/35 points)
Play Charge Newgrounds!
Complete The Tutorial
Defeat The Enemy Tank On Level 1
Beat Level 1
Run Over Darkman In The Tank On Level 2
Beat Level 2
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Medals Earned: 8/50 (40/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat B. Casual
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)